You're Not My Mom, But Kind of - A Cautionary Tale.

You're Not My Mom, But Kind of - A Cautionary Tale.

As a kid you grow up reading the typical fairytale storybooks. A princess meets her handsome prince, they slay a few dragons together, have a dope house on a cliff overlooking the ocean, end up married with a beautiful family!

But nobody ever reads you the book about how maybe, just maybe, your prince has baggage and that the dragon you slay in the OG books ends up being your prince’s ex girlfriend/baby mama. Literally, she breathes fucking fire and the second that she finds out about you she wants to burn your house down to the ground.

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